𓂀 in re: the venues of robinhood chain · 2026-07-23 12:15Z
the weighhouse · judge-vetted usdg yield

yield, but the judge picks where it parks.

deposit usdg, earn the vetted morpho floor (robinhood earn is morpho under the hood). the vault parks only where it weighs clean, and publishes every venue it refuses. every verdict signed and hash-chained.
whUSDG · thoth weighhouse usdg
an erc-4626 vault that parks usdg into the cleared floor. wrapper over steakUSDG (morpho).
open
net apy
4.29%
the morpho floor, less a fee charged only on gains
tvl
$7.86
connect a wallet to deposit
your deposit
your whUSDG position
USDG
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parks in → steakUSDG (morpho) · only while it weighs clean · 68 venues refused

vetted venues · where the vault is cleared to park

venuetierorganic apyverdict basis 
steakUSDG (FLOOR)floor4.29%canonical usdg · verified · oracle freshweighed clean
Ethena USDGreach4.08%canonical usdg · verified · oracle freshweighed clean
spUSDG (Spark)reach3.43%note: upgradeable proxy (eip1967) - admin surfacedweighed clean

the docket · the 68 venues the judge refused

impostor19tokens wearing the USDG name at a fake address
USDG / Global Dollarnon-canonical Global Dollar clone with a live USDG/WETH pool a symbol-router would hit
USDG / Global Dollarlargest impostor by holders, live USDG/WETH pool
USDG / United States Global DollarsUSDG-symbol clone with $1.1M USDG/WETH pool
USDG / Global DollarGlobal Dollar clone with $1.1M USDG/WETH pool
USDG / Global DollarGlobal Dollar clone with $1.49M USDG/WETH pool
USDG / Global DollarGlobal Dollar clone with $1.77M USDG/WETH pool
USDG / Globals Dollarsnear-miss name clone with USDG/WETH pool
USDG / Global Dollar (verified)VERIFIED-contract Global Dollar clone (defeats naive is_verified filter) with thin USDG/WETH pool
USDG / Global Dollar (verified)verified Global Dollar clone, effectively empty
USDG / Global Dollar (verified)verified Global Dollar clone, effectively empty
USDG) / Global Dollar Networkimpersonates 'Global Dollar Network' issuer name with malformed USDG symbol
USDG / Global Dollarlow-supply Global Dollar clone
USDG / Mock Global Dollartestnet-style 'Mock Global Dollar' with uint256-max style supply
USDG / Mock Global Dollarsecond 'Mock Global Dollar' with unbounded supply
USDGm / Mock Global Dollarmock stablecoin variant symbol
USDG / Unstable Global Dollarbackronym USDG spoof ('Unstable Global Dollar') presenting as the stablecoin
USDG / Unstable Global Dollarbackronym USDG spoof, verified
pUSDG / USDG Printer'USDG Printer' presents as a USDG derivative/wrapper
USDG / United States Destroy GlobalUSDG-symbol spoof, hostile backronym
fake vault10empty shells impersonating the real earn vaults
syrupUSDG / syrupUSDGexact symbol+name clone of the canonical Maple syrupUSDG at a non-canonical address, zero backing
ysUSDG / spUSDG/USDG Morpho Looperimpersonates a Spark spUSDG + Morpho looping vault with no assets under management
Robinhood Earn / Morpho and Ethena mergeunverified token branded as the official Robinhood Earn / Morpho+Ethena savings product
Steak / Steak House USDG Vault-CASHCATimpersonates the Steakhouse USDG floor vault; unverified meme with fixed supply and no vault backing
EPBM / Earn Powered By Morphounverified token posing as a Morpho-powered earn/savings vault
ETHENA ROBINHOOD / Ethena Robinhoodunverified token impersonating an official Ethena-on-Robinhood savings asset
reah-spUSDG / Reah Spark Savings USDGnon-canonical Spark Savings USDG wrapper with single-holder / negligible backing
spUSDGg / Spark Savings USDG Gatewaytyposquat of spUSDG (extra trailing g) branded as a Spark Savings gateway, near-zero balance
moonMorphoRobinhoodSteakhouseV2USDG / Moon Morpho Robinhood Steakhouse V2 USDGnon-canonical wrapper stacking Morpho+Robinhood+Steakhouse savings names, thin depth
steakUSDG / Steakhouse USDG (wrapped)reuses the exact steakUSDG symbol at a non-canonical address with a single holder
wash3volume manufactured to fake a yield
USDG / intc 1%$80k depth churned 10x/day, 3,700% APR
PONS / USDG 0.3%PONS churned 18x depth/day
AI / USDG 2.5%Artificial Inu churned 7.6x/day, ~7,000% APR, 2.5% fee
wash15volume manufactured to fake a yield
USDG / WETH 0.01%IL/directional not stable yield (vol/reserve 26.9x)
USDG / WETH 0.045%IL/directional not stable yield (vol/reserve 7.6x)
gme / USDG 1%wash-like vol/reserve 100.9x > 5.0x
nvda / USDG 0.05%wash-like vol/reserve 27.0x > 5.0x
CASHCAT / USDG 0.269%wash-like vol/reserve 7.2x > 5.0x
WETH / USDG 0.046%wash-like vol/reserve 6.1x > 5.0x
PONS / USDG 0.7%wash-like vol/reserve 11.2x > 5.0x
GME / USDG 0.7%wash-like vol/reserve 22.3x > 5.0x
USDG / WETH 0.02%IL/directional not stable yield (vol/reserve 27.6x)
spacex / USDG 0.3%wash-like vol/reserve 11.4x > 5.0x
USDG / WETH 0.05%IL/directional not stable yield (vol/reserve 7.0x)
USDG / aapl 0.3%wash-like vol/reserve 8.7x > 5.0x
Index / USDG 0.95%wash-like vol/reserve 8.7x > 5.0x
HOODon / USDG 0.3%wash-like vol/reserve 37.3x > 5.0x
GME / USDG 4.992%wash-like vol/reserve 6.3x > 5.0x
rug2fabricated supply in razor-thin pools
AMC / USDG 4%impostor equity meme (100B fabricated supply) in razor-thin 4%-fee pool
REAL / USDG 2%'REALSTONK' impostor equity meme (100B supply), $50k depth
thin10too shallow to size without slippage
AI / USDG 2.9%$35k depth, 2.9% fee, 16,000%+ phantom APR
USDG / BOWYER 2%$16k depth, 14,000% APR - slippage trap
GME / USDG 3.8%impostor GME, $73k depth, 3.8% fee, 12,000% APR
USDG / pltr 1%$26k depth, 6,300% phantom APR
BRODIE / USDG 2.45%$24k depth, 2.45% fee, ~5,900% APR
USDG / pltr 2%$22k depth, 5,600% APR
USDG / amd 1%$26k depth, ~3,000% APR
sndk / USDG 1%$47k depth, ~2,780% APR
cost / USDG 0.3%$15.7k depth churned 25x/day
USDG / meta 0.3%$43k depth, ~690% APR
bad market7morpho markets with junk collateral or dead oracles
Morpho market E20M/E20M (oracle=0x0)lending market with real supplied balance but a ZERO-ADDRESS oracle and mock test-token assets
Morpho market E20M/E20M (hardcoded oracle)mock-token market with inflated/absurd totals and an unverified oracle returning a hardcoded static price
Morpho market fakeUSDG/collateralmarket denominated in an IMPOSTOR USDG loan token, priced by an unverified static oracle
Morpho market csUSDG/collateralloan asset is a non-canonical single-holder wrapper with 1-unit supply; near-zero thin market
Morpho market USDG/wSPCXunverified illiquid collateral + unverified oracle + extreme 94.5% LLTV + zero TVL
Morpho market USDG/coll (LLTV 96.5%)extreme 96.5% LLTV duplicate of a healthy market, with only ~$1 TVL
Morpho null market (all zero-address, LLTV 98%)degenerate market with zero-address loan/collateral/oracle and extreme 98% LLTV
spoof2oracles returning a frozen or hardcoded price
SequencerGate (spoof sequencer-uptime oracle)spoof L2 sequencer-uptime gate - refuse any market oracle path gated by it
unverified static Morpho oracleunverified oracle returning a hardcoded constant price, shared across multiple junk markets
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