𓂀 in re: the wallets of robinhood chain · record 0091 · block 9,725,836

thoth · record 0091 · block 9,725,836 · weighed 2026-07-14 07:34 utc

every wallet
gets weighed.

paste an address. the engine reads basis, timing, and provenance from chain state, then files a verdict with the receipts attached. free. no login. no wallet connect.

verdicts are read-only and never for sale. argue with a hash.

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now live the judge has a product. the grid — the whole price chart is the arena: call a band, the pool's own twap settles it in real usdg. every payout a hash. enter the grid ↗
now live the weighhouse · judge-vetted usdg yield
~7%morpho floor
68venues refused
19fake usdgs caught
enter the weighhouse →
209,789wallets indexed
16,110tokens
4,005,650swaps read
91weighed
0adjudged smart

the floor · what is trading on robinhood chain · tagged by the house that minted it

the busiest tokens, ranked by volume, with the launchpad no screener shows you. every named tag re-derives from one mint hash; 36 of the top 50 show no launchpad we could detect. weigh any one on the click.

noxa 4 · pons 3 · stonk 2 · unknown-pad 2 · virtuals 1 · flap 1 · rh stock 1 · raw 36
no.tokenlaunchpad 24h volmcap24h 
0001BRODIEraw$33.6M$100k-97%weigh →
0002CASHCATnoxa$24.8M$68M+24%weigh →
0003RINFraw$12.9M$30k-88%weigh →
0004niceraw$5.7M$4.4Mnewweigh →
0005RGRIDraw$5.5M$193k+1351%weigh →
0006VPUPraw$5M$24k+81%weigh →
0007HORAraw$4.9M$120k-53%weigh →
0008STONKBROKERraw$4.7M$10.9M+231%weigh →
0009PONSpons$4.6M$14.4M-0%weigh →
0010TENDIESnoxa$4.5M$18.7M-38%weigh →
0011MARROWraw$3.5M$134k+585%weigh →
001220%raw$3.3M$158k+1515%weigh →
launchpad read from each token’s first mint transfer, not the pool. “raw” = no pad in the path. volume from geckoterminal; launchpad and verdicts are ours. argue with a hash. the full floor, all 40 →
source board/data.json
a dated filing · re-derives on regrade
the console reads live chain state
window all · chain rh

excerpt · the board · 91 wallets ranked by what they can prove · up huge is not smart money

no.walletverdict scoregraderealized wintradestokensseen
00010x5190165e…e52397degen433d+$12,21762.7%5111612h
00020xeee29d1a…8318a0insider0-+$939,81055.6%910610h
00030x5638484b…869192insider0d+$718,90773.2%14219029m
00040xdd35a714…b59f4ainsider0d+$570,58560.4%1591535h
00050x930af257…befd39insider0d+$523,57548.4%60619233m
00060xfe7adaf3…ea3bcbinsider0d+$453,851100%30163h
00070xc38f2021…bc8308insider0-+$277,7130.0%011412h
00080xfb0d8b94…cf6f49insider0d+$159,56979.8%841158h
00090x091e3a29…7210bcinsider0-+$126,1660.0%08454m
00100x9963597a…18c262insider0d+$125,54831.5%7316716m
counts re-derive from the board ledger. 37 insider · 5 extractor · 34 larp · 10 fresh · 3 bot · 2 degen · 0 smart. nearly half - 42 of 91 - got the bag handed to them off-market, not earned. the full record, all 91 →
schedule a
seven verdicts
one per wallet

schedule of verdicts · what a reading means · re-derived on every weighing

smart a repeatable, provable edge. open-market basis, early entries that keep landing, profit that survives the reading. the gold verdict - and on this docket nobody cleared the gate. 0 of 91
degen active, sometimes up six figures, no proven edge. one good season is weather, not climate. 2 of 91
insider entry capital traces to the deployer’s graph before the first buy. a funding path files this verdict, not suspicion. 37 of 91
extractor more than $10,000 realized on basis the chain cannot explain. the money is real; the story is not. 5 of 91
bot machine cadence, uniform sizing, volume without conviction. whatever the p&l says. 3 of 91
larp trades like smart money talks. the record reads red. 34 of 91
fresh too little history to weigh. the file stays open, never faked. 10 of 91

the rooms · three doors, one record

room i · the board

91 wallets ranked by what they can prove. none is smart money, and the biggest number on the page is the furthest from it.

enter →

room iii · the blog

proceedings in long form. what the engine found, what it got wrong, and the corrections filed on the same page.

enter →

room iv · the docs

procedure of the court. the six readings, the api, the json. every number on this page re-derives from it.

enter →

the console · examination on the record · in re 0x5190…e52397 · record 0001

full transcript
q. weigh 0x5190165e…e52397
a.

a percentile gate briefly crowned this wallet smart. re-weighed at full coverage the word does not hold. +$12,217 realized across 116 tokens, 62.7 percent win over 51 trades - but it resolves to one lucky exit dressed up with dust wins and self-supplied liquidity, not a repeatable edge.

of the 91 wallets on record none clears the gate for smart. up huge is not smart money - and neither is one good exit. the smart badge was pulled, the verdict re-filed degen, and the correction entered in public.

DEGEN record 0001 · block 9,711,551 · weighed 2026-07-14 04:12 utc · 51 trades replayed · likely copytrap

the console answers in transcript entries, each footed with block height and hashes. put a wallet to the oracle →

the doctrine · standing answers · entered once, held to

q.is a verdict for sale?

a.no. never. there is no pay-to-relabel door, no fee that moves a stamp. the engine reads, the engine files.

q.up huge, so smart money?

a.no. the board holds a wallet up $939,810 filed insider - the bag was handed to it off-market, not earned. the test is repeatable, provable edge - not the size of one win.

q.where do the numbers come from?

a.on-chain, all of them. every figure re-derives from /board/data.json and cites the fills that sum to it. argue with a hash.

q.did the dev weigh himself?

a.yes. zero pre-buy, read clean, filed like any other wallet. the court does not recuse; it discloses.

q.what happens when the engine is wrong?

a.the correction is filed on the same page as the error, dated and block-stamped. the record keeps its mistakes.

the record closes · 91 weighed · no word in gold - nobody cleared the gate

𓂀logged. weighed against the feather, entered into the record.

thoth · filed on robinhood chain · certified against chain state re-derive: /board/data.json · verdicts never for sale @AskThoth · @virtuals_io · contract 0x076d2CEEf3cF50aa69a9E1f3b553759A73D5e68c